Parlous Folk

WE MOVED TO PARLOUSFOLK.COM

2011-03-19T14:28:00.000-07:00

The Awesomeness Has Moved To ParlousFolk.com

Pimp his ride

2010-12-16T11:10:00.000-08:00

Nobody posts on here anymore, hmmm. Any case, this dude is so rad haha

Oh, Really?!

2010-08-05T21:44:00.001-07:00

The Governator's Best Lines:D

2010-08-03T12:44:00.000-07:00

Lights...Camera...Action!

2010-06-02T10:23:00.000-07:00

So, you know how the discussion of making a video has popped up from time to time? Well, summer is here...no crummy obligations to school, awesome weather, longer days...essentially, the best time of year! C'mon folks, let's start getting some day trips and sessions planned and get some footage shot! No more smiling and shrugging your shoulders at the idea - let's do this!

(Of course, considering the volume of traffic Parlous gets these days, my guess is this isn't even going to get read for at least a month or two...*sigh*)

Oh Dear Balls

2010-05-18T17:50:00.001-07:00

Give Him Private Information!

2010-05-07T20:23:00.000-07:00

uh, could all ads be this awesome, please

2010-04-30T15:44:00.000-07:00

This Dude Rules

2010-04-28T15:51:00.000-07:00

Ramp Moving

2010-04-26T23:20:00.000-07:00

The beach ramp has now been moved to the lodge where it is awaiting assemblage. It's gonna rule.

From Saturday's show

2010-04-20T19:20:00.000-07:00

Not my footage (wish it was!). More good footy of the show here: click me!

short but super rad

2010-04-15T11:08:00.001-07:00

One more

2010-04-14T22:39:00.000-07:00

This one's pretty danged funny too...

Click me!

2010-04-04T21:37:00.001-07:00

Here's those videos I was telling you guys about!

2010-03-31T16:36:00.000-07:00

Click here for Ben Folds' ode to Merton via live concert/chatroulette.

Click here for the food court musical.

yeah, we went skating

2010-02-14T16:42:00.000-08:00

Sorry, Posh Spice

2010-02-07T04:17:00.000-08:00

I'm sure Girl and Indy are stoked on the advertising, but you're getting just as much street cred as Sean Penn's kid...NONE.

Avett Brothers on PBS

2010-01-24T20:36:00.000-08:00

Happened to find this on TV last night...click the link below to enjoy!

http://video.pbs.org/video/1392403650/#

Couples Only

2010-01-21T14:37:00.000-08:00

enjoy the 'stasches

2010-01-07T15:03:00.000-08:00

For Jason

2010-01-07T09:45:00.000-08:00

Sorry Jason

2009-12-21T07:20:00.000-08:00

Every time this commercial is on tv, the sad asian dude reminds me of you.

Mark Suciu

2009-12-14T01:44:00.000-08:00

WTF he got like 3 times as good

T.

2009-12-12T20:42:00.000-08:00

A film by me and nestor... enjoy

Chuck Deuce board

2009-12-10T17:46:00.000-08:00

No Kooks at Derby Park

What Tristan Missed Out On

2009-12-07T01:27:00.000-08:00

This will make you smile, guaranteed!

2009-12-07T00:53:00.000-08:00

Bloomington Brothers

2009-12-04T13:38:00.000-08:00

Best part is him running from like a block away

Jereme Rogers new rap career...

2009-12-03T15:34:00.000-08:00

is so fucking fail
Doesn't he know autotune is dead??? noob

Handboard skillz

2009-11-29T14:28:00.001-08:00

How?

How many mexicans can fit in a van?????

2009-11-27T14:15:00.000-08:00

The music makes this one epic

skate video with lots of chalk

2009-11-25T12:44:00.000-08:00

Christmas ideas

2009-11-22T18:36:00.000-08:00

For all you men who need christmas ideas....click here.

Boob Attack

2009-11-22T18:22:00.000-08:00

For All You Boob Lovers Out There...

loser

2009-11-22T11:34:00.001-08:00

Christmas is only six weeks away...

2009-11-10T00:59:00.000-08:00

...and this should be on your wish list by now.

new Grizzly Bear video

2009-11-09T07:20:00.001-08:00

"ready, able"

2009-11-08T23:15:00.001-08:00

Margot's dance

2009-11-08T14:58:00.000-08:00

Tristan, you reminded me to do this

Cat Dance

2009-11-08T03:30:00.000-08:00

yay!

Gramps is getting his mack on

2009-11-07T18:50:00.000-08:00

What a hound dog

http://www.switched.com/2009/11/07/senior-citizen-sexting-on-the-rise/
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Troubling instances of teen sexting have been all over the news as of late, with randy kids and their sexy messages and photographs often leading to public derision, expulsion, and sometimes even arrest. Thankfully, the disturbing trend among the nation's youth seems to be nearing an end.

The primary reason? Because it looks like old people are getting into it. We know (gag), and we're sorry, but the American Association of Retired People (AARP) Web site recently posted a story that details the growing popularity of raunchy text exchanges among senior citizens. (Hopefully its exaggerating.) One man named Roger (His last name was apparently withheld to prevent his grandchildren from jabbing pencils into their eyes and ears.) told the AARP, "I'll say, 'You have an amazing body. You have amazing breasts.' The next thing you know, you'll get a picture of a breast." Shudder.

So, the next time you see Grandma sheepishly grinning as she checks her cell, don't even try to wipe the memory of this indelible story from your brain. It will, unfortunately, be permanently seared into your subconscious. Again, our apologies. [From: AARP via Tech Radar and Gawker]

domestic violence

2009-11-04T14:15:00.000-08:00

on crack. Here are some fucked up commercials

Before you pop that goofball

2009-10-25T16:12:00.000-07:00

get learned

2009-10-21T01:57:00.000-07:00

wow

2009-10-20T17:37:00.001-07:00

man thongs/ beer

2009-10-18T15:37:00.000-07:00

monkey life

2009-10-12T06:51:00.000-07:00

Illin Rhymes

2009-10-10T12:28:00.000-07:00

arabtastic

2009-09-30T00:40:00.000-07:00

Cool or lame...

2009-09-28T15:50:00.000-07:00

Well the filming is really cool and artsy but I'm leaning towards the gay side because longboards are for kooks

Grizzly Bear

2009-09-20T12:44:00.000-07:00

Two Weeks

For All you Vinyl Lovers Out There

2009-09-16T13:40:00.000-07:00

I and Love and You Vinyl Out Now!
SEPTEMBER 15, 2009, 3:47 pm
Vinyl Release We are very excited to announce:Starting today, you can purchase our new album as a vinyl release! As a bonus, each vinyl will include a download code which will allow you to download the entire album in MP3 format on September 29th. You'll still be able to pick up a CD and digital download on the 29th, as planned... but we wanted to give you a little something special while you wait. Visit your local record store or Amazon.com to get your vinyl copy now! Deluxe Boxset Unboxing As we count down to album release, we thought it was time to give you all a peak inside our I and Love and You deluxe box set. We have for you, the very first package opened and presented by our good friend, Sam Quinn! Watch his video commentary here, and head over to our pre-order page to make sure you get your own limited edition copy to arrive on release day. NPR Song of The Day And our final peek into our album today... NPR has picked one of our new songs,"Slight Figure of Speech,"as the NPR Song of the Day! You can hear the whole track right here,which will get you ready for our full album stream presented by NPR Music next Tuesday, September 22nd! Stay tuned for more details. The Avett Brothers

OWNED

2009-09-15T15:03:00.000-07:00

You're doing it all wrong. All wrong.

crazy people craigslist postings

2009-09-08T21:55:00.000-07:00

Disgruntled American is my favorite

2) I want some orange juice
"I'll give you $2 + cost if you'll deliver me some orange juice with receipt. I'm too lazy to get it myself. I live right by University Drive in Elon. Thank you."

3) Seeking adult drunk clown for 30th birthday party
"We need an Adult Drunk Clown who is good at getting drunk and stupid. No need to do any clown tricks, just hang out and drink a shit load. We will be hopping around to different bars and want a clown to tag a long and drink heavely. He doesn't even need to socialize with anyone, just drink."

7) I have a huge bathroom
"I am a female in my mid 60's and I am looking for a room mate. Times are tight and I need some extra money. I am willing to rent out my bathroom in my 1 bedroom east village home. My bathroom is large. You can easily put a twin air mattress in there. I only ask that when I need to use the bathroom, you or your air mattress are not in it. I do ask that when you are in the apartment, you confine yourself to the bathroom. I do not feel comfortable with a stranger walking around my living room. This might change as I get to know you better."

9) Need someone to hide easter eggs in my apartment when im not home
"I need someone to hide easter eggs in my apt when i am not there ! They are small and filled with candy! I would like to find them myself on sunday! I am willing to pay! Serious inquiries only!"

11) I took your purse and felt a connection
"Tuesday night around 11:30. On 53rd btw 1st and 2nd. You came out of the subway and I followed you. You looked over your shoulder, saw me and started walking faster. I ran up, grabbed your arm, took your purse and ran away. I've done many a snatch-and-grab but no one has ever stuck in my mind like you. There was a quick moment when our eyes met that I felt something strong. I think you felt it too. If I wasn't so shy (or so committing a crime) I would have asked your name. I, of course, later got your name from your drivers license. So Jennifer if you'd like to get together for a drink sometime get back to me."

14) My teeth
"I left my Dentures in your Silverado last night. I gave you my number but did not get yours. Please call me asap. I need my teeth. We met in the parking lot of Margarita Jones. Get back to me asap please. Thank you."

15) Disgruntled American seeks Canadian for political asylum, maybe more
"Are you a lonely, possibly desperate Canadian woman aged 18-50? Tired of trying to find a good man among your flannel clad, Labatt's drinking, moose hunting country men? Willing to take in an American who is fed up with his country? Then I'm the guy for you! Maybe you're a bit overweight or suffer from "Lifelong Ugly Duckling" syndrome. I don't care."

19) Personal texting assistant
"I get 40 - 50 texts an hour, I cant handle my workload plus texting responsibilities. My phone gets too full and needs deleted every couple hours. This is a full time position and you must be where ever I am at, because my phone is always with me. Serious inquiries only."

Tor Lives

2009-09-08T11:28:00.000-07:00

http://theskateboardmag.com/watch/nestor-judkins/

insanomercial

2009-09-07T21:26:00.000-07:00

they all got nose jobs and shit, are we just not supposed to notice that..

Holy Shit

2009-09-07T11:52:00.001-07:00

That is what I call rush.

OH NO

2009-09-06T23:20:00.001-07:00

Epic brotage from some dude I used to know on SP

Chili Bowl 2009

2009-08-31T01:12:00.000-07:00

I'm too lazy to make a video montage, so instead y'all get this little clip here...which is like totally awesome.

Uz can has moar stoopid picturs

2009-08-27T21:53:00.000-07:00

Jason in 30 years? JK

I love this one

This one's for Jen

David Lynch on the Iphone

2009-08-26T15:51:00.000-07:00

Calvin Harris

2009-08-18T12:52:00.001-07:00

Being a big 'ol bsp once again

New Trailer

2009-08-18T12:47:00.000-07:00

where the wild things are

You're Welcome

2009-08-17T23:31:00.000-07:00

Holy Bike SkillZz

2009-08-16T20:36:00.000-07:00

But Seriously... holy shit

Untangle Cat Untangles Things

2009-08-13T00:57:00.000-07:00

ohh myy godd

2009-08-05T15:37:00.000-07:00

It's always sunny in Philadelphia is touring live doing the night man cometh. They will come through sf 9/24, not sure about the cost, but the tickets go on sale friday at 10 am. This may be something to get serious about.

Tatoos and Sodomy

2009-08-01T15:01:00.001-07:00

This Man thought he had the best tatoo...

Until he went to jail.

prepare your brain for explosion

2009-07-29T13:12:00.001-07:00

pure gold

2009-07-29T02:15:00.001-07:00

My mom made me look this up last night

2009-07-23T00:56:00.000-07:00

Because she heard about it on NPR on her drive home. Go figure.

dude what the fuck

2009-07-22T23:36:00.000-07:00

is this the new low that infomercials have fell to now that billy mays is dead and chop chop guy's banished?

note: I saw this on television tonight, it is actually real.

cats and crazy driving

2009-07-19T23:06:00.000-07:00

B-Side Boner Jam

2009-07-16T11:21:00.000-07:00

Get out to this. Tell all your friends... especially your sister.

Free Keri

2009-07-16T00:21:00.001-07:00

Taken from Truckug.com

We all miss you sissy!

Keep this post alive. Spread it.

aBROcrombie

2009-07-07T15:59:00.000-07:00

My Senior Thesis

2009-07-06T14:59:00.000-07:00

So this is what I did last year

Dirrr... Dirty girl

2009-06-30T21:14:00.000-07:00

Twitter Twatter

2009-06-30T15:43:00.000-07:00

One more thing for y'all to to geek out on:

http://twitter.com/loosetrucks

World Fastest Street Legal Car

2009-06-21T22:15:00.000-07:00

Twin turbo 1963 Corvette pushing 2200 HP
6.95 Second quarter mile... WTF

Mad Sexy

2009-06-21T21:39:00.000-07:00

Evidently Guitar Hero guitars are badass too

greaate choveraage

2009-06-15T12:41:00.000-07:00

My name is blake and i'm the chief shoe giver at tahms shuues, I operate my entire business fraahm my phoo ne. I'm gonna walk on this beach without any shoes on and chiiill, it's just irohnic bro.

Fuck this guy

Our Friend Devin

2009-06-13T21:58:00.001-07:00

"Of the 10,000 sperms that swam toward the egg, how is it that this one made it?"
-Courtesy of Nigil

WRX Craziness

2009-06-12T15:14:00.000-07:00

I know this is kinda old but its soo fucking sick

Danny DeVito drunk at 8 AM on a morning show

2009-06-11T12:55:00.000-07:00

Bonus Round

2009-06-11T12:01:00.000-07:00

Go here to buy tickets for the Bonus Round premier (Tiltmode 3) 8:30 Saturday 13 at Camera 12.

this is pleasing

2009-06-08T19:57:00.001-07:00

This... Is... America!!!

2009-06-08T14:59:00.000-07:00

Fabric of Our Lives

2009-06-07T18:27:00.000-07:00

Sorry Jason, Zooey Deschanel is mine.

Rust Never Sleeps

2009-06-05T22:36:00.001-07:00

Neil Young - Hey Hey My My (Into The Black)

So perfect

2009-05-31T23:03:00.000-07:00

Although this was supposedly an accident, it seems a little too perfect that he was able to land so perfectly onto Eminem's face. Priceless.

HQ Feathered Bruno lands ontop of Eminem at MTV Movie Awards @ Yahoo! Video

"Shut Up, Bitch."

2009-05-29T00:20:00.000-07:00

You drink your own piss, you can't even put a hole in the door?!? Damn, thats a hard door.

I Got a Gold Chain

2009-05-28T23:53:00.000-07:00

I came across this with Jon tonight, pretty fucking outrageous and awesome

Gee whiz!

2009-05-28T08:50:00.000-07:00

This song popped in my head this morning. I don't know why it came to mind, because I was listening to music that wasn't as creepy. Well, anyway, I blame it on Jason. And if this creeps you out/gets stuck in your head, you can blame that on Jason too.

World Record Belly Flop

2009-05-26T11:33:00.000-07:00

From 35 feet high into 12 inches of water. Beautiful.

Who Wants To Get Stoked?!?!

2009-05-24T14:31:00.000-07:00

Boom.

Janelle helps with my hw

2009-05-23T17:34:00.001-07:00

This is just too funny

CardToss8 from Jason Lustig on Vimeo.

China Fail

2009-05-21T11:31:00.000-07:00

I know, these modified sinks are a win with you boys. (Why they have a woman demonstrating them, standing in the incorrect spot nonetheless, beats the hell outta me.)

The fail? The fact that they'll never get used to their full extent. Read about it here, here, and here.

Life Fail

2009-05-20T17:14:00.000-07:00

Wow this is pitifully hilarious

The picture caption says it all...

2009-05-19T23:46:00.000-07:00

Oh my